I was doing some research for my final paper and came across this “article” about vegetarianism and different variations thereon (you’ll eat fish but not eggs?!). It has a couple very funny graphs, and I especially enjoyed the comparison of raw foodists to versions of Bjork made of clear gelatin, and I think you will too. So you should read this. Now, let me make it clear that I have nothing against vegetarians or vegans or any of the too-many-to-keep-straight -arians (well…. barring fruitarians) out there, and think that, if they’re avoiding animal protein and eating more efficiently than us soulless carnivores who ruin the earth, great. This is more about how the benefits of “veganism and the healing properties of soy” (scroll down the page) can be shoved down your throat by their practitioners.